Hey everyone, Gee the ShutterSheep is back from Asylum 8, and holy crap, that was a good weekend. I cannot express how much fun I had. I met some beautiful people, drank a lot of coffee, and cried with strangers. If ending up in the corner of a bar with fifteen or so girls all … Continue reading
How do I even begin? A day ago, I finished Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception in my quickest game run ever (four days, because a sloth could finish a campaign faster than I). And how do I feel you ask, dear reader? Fucking fantastic. Now first, let me provide my bias. I love this series. I … Continue reading
Misha Reacting to a Slash-Heavy Crowd Everybody cheered when someone asked if he supported Wincest or Destiel. Darius Tells a Story Misha brought along his childhood friend, Darius, to Asylum 7. Darius volunteers up a story from when they were kids. Rob Talks College Days Rob Benedict talks about his favorite memories from Northwestern. Dancing … Continue reading
#5. Charmed I’ve always been a fan of fantasy shows, and if I had to choose just one swords-and-sorcery program to epitomize the nineties, it would have to be Charmed. While the show hasn’t aged well with its PlayStation 1 special effects and now questionable fashion choices, the three magical sisters themselves remain the series’ … Continue reading
Grab your warmest parka and start up your flamethrowers – it’s time for a film review. Let’s start with a short, heartwarming story about a young girl. At age eight, I had never seen a horror movie; and my dad, the loving, caring father he was, decided to take care of that. He showed me … Continue reading
This guest article is brought to you by Miculka; he enjoys sunsets, long walks on the beach, and frisky women. Go follow him on Twitter @culky_poo. So, being the lonely virgin I am, I could think of no better way to top off the week than by seeing a movie with my crew (one of … Continue reading
American Horror Story: the ‘psychosexual thriller’ brought to you by the co-creators of Glee, Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuck – because come on, show-choir musicals and bubble-gum pop. The self-proclaimed harbingers of the “zeitgeist of our generation” (their words) are now midwives to a Wednesday night (10 PM) menagerie of hyper-sexual kinks and Bacchanalian cahoots, … Continue reading
Adapted from the author’s incredibly short-lived Asksmoot blog. For countless centuries, waifish boys have kissed my marble toes and gasped to me: “Oh, Ancient Dionysian goddess, bestow upon me insight into the mysterious cult of femininity.” Trails of cheeto dust climb up my chiton as they grasp the folds and whisper, “how….. do I talk to girls…………………..” … Continue reading
In middle school, I received an invitation to an anime convention. I didn’t accept the first one, but I attended the convention the following year. That first convention started a long tradition that still stands strong today. Each year, my friends and I, including hundreds of others, call the Hyatt Regancy in North Dallas home. … Continue reading
Kind reader, are you the type of man or woman who desires senseless violence and topless women in your movie experience? Well, I have to sadly inform you that your love of blood-thirst and tits will not save you from the wretchedness that is Conan the Barbarian. I will start this off by saying that no, … Continue reading
Consider this a fair warning (college apps, future room-mate, whomever). If there are two things you need to know about me right now, it’s that I am: a.) a complete humanities stan, and that b.) I have this massive nerd-boner for religious studies. It’s basically been my eighth grade dream to have my opinion matter … Continue reading
Everyone’s favorite weekend of the year, SDCC, was three weeks back, and already a lot of the information that was divulged in those tightly packed panel rooms has been posted, discussed, and editorialized. I attended a number of panels and previews, and now, before SDCC 2011 becomes ‘old news’, I’d like to post my take … Continue reading
Now, back in the day (re: before this past year), foreign television used to concern me. Oceania had given me the great spectacle that was Australian parliament, but to be fair, I can’t really complain – not now, anyways (not with #armadebton and #dealageddon and #congressisbroken). Asia had its bizarre lexicon of endurance/prank gameshows and dominated … Continue reading
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