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I really like Les Misérables (which will be referred to as Les Mis from here on out because ain’t no one got time for that l’accent aigu nonsense). I was introduced to the brick in 8th grade aka the moment my life was set. I’ve been following the film news since the 25th anniversary concert … Continue reading
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Hello and welcome back to Geeks in Sheep’s Clothing! We’re reviving ourselves in the entirely appropriate month of October to bring you words of wisdom for this sheep’s favorite fall event: Team Fortress 2′s Halloween update. These tips apply directly to the multiplayer level Halloween 2012 and should help you not look like an incompetent worm on … Continue reading
Hey everyone, Gee the ShutterSheep is back from Asylum 8, and holy crap, that was a good weekend. I cannot express how much fun I had. I met some beautiful people, drank a lot of coffee, and cried with strangers. If ending up in the corner of a bar with fifteen or so girls all … Continue reading
How do I even begin? A day ago, I finished Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception in my quickest game run ever (four days, because a sloth could finish a campaign faster than I). And how do I feel you ask, dear reader? Fucking fantastic. Now first, let me provide my bias. I love this series. I … Continue reading
Misha Reacting to a Slash-Heavy Crowd Everybody cheered when someone asked if he supported Wincest or Destiel. Darius Tells a Story Misha brought along his childhood friend, Darius, to Asylum 7. Darius volunteers up a story from when they were kids. Rob Talks College Days Rob Benedict talks about his favorite memories from Northwestern. Dancing … Continue reading
#5. Charmed I’ve always been a fan of fantasy shows, and if I had to choose just one swords-and-sorcery program to epitomize the nineties, it would have to be Charmed. While the show hasn’t aged well with its PlayStation 1 special effects and now questionable fashion choices, the three magical sisters themselves remain the series’ … Continue reading
Grab your warmest parka and start up your flamethrowers – it’s time for a film review. Let’s start with a short, heartwarming story about a young girl. At age eight, I had never seen a horror movie; and my dad, the loving, caring father he was, decided to take care of that. He showed me … Continue reading
This guest article is brought to you by Miculka; he enjoys sunsets, long walks on the beach, and frisky women. Go follow him on Twitter @culky_poo. So, being the lonely virgin I am, I could think of no better way to top off the week than by seeing a movie with my crew (one of … Continue reading
American Horror Story: the ‘psychosexual thriller’ brought to you by the co-creators of Glee, Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuck – because come on, show-choir musicals and bubble-gum pop. The self-proclaimed harbingers of the “zeitgeist of our generation” (their words) are now midwives to a Wednesday night (10 PM) menagerie of hyper-sexual kinks and Bacchanalian cahoots, … Continue reading
Adapted from the author’s incredibly short-lived Asksmoot blog. For countless centuries, waifish boys have kissed my marble toes and gasped to me: “Oh, Ancient Dionysian goddess, bestow upon me insight into the mysterious cult of femininity.” Trails of cheeto dust climb up my chiton as they grasp the folds and whisper, “how….. do I talk to girls…………………..” … Continue reading
In middle school, I received an invitation to an anime convention. I didn’t accept the first one, but I attended the convention the following year. That first convention started a long tradition that still stands strong today. Each year, my friends and I, including hundreds of others, call the Hyatt Regancy in North Dallas home. … Continue reading
Kind reader, are you the type of man or woman who desires senseless violence and topless women in your movie experience? Well, I have to sadly inform you that your love of blood-thirst and tits will not save you from the wretchedness that is Conan the Barbarian. I will start this off by saying that no, … Continue reading
Consider this a fair warning (college apps, future room-mate, whomever). If there are two things you need to know about me right now, it’s that I am: a.) a complete humanities stan, and that b.) I have this massive nerd-boner for religious studies. It’s basically been my eighth grade dream to have my opinion matter … Continue reading
Everyone’s favorite weekend of the year, SDCC, was three weeks back, and already a lot of the information that was divulged in those tightly packed panel rooms has been posted, discussed, and editorialized. I attended a number of panels and previews, and now, before SDCC 2011 becomes ‘old news’, I’d like to post my take … Continue reading
Now, back in the day (re: before this past year), foreign television used to concern me. Oceania had given me the great spectacle that was Australian parliament, but to be fair, I can’t really complain – not now, anyways (not with #armadebton and #dealageddon and #congressisbroken). Asia had its bizarre lexicon of endurance/prank gameshows and dominated … Continue reading
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